There is a man accross the road from me who usually has jet black hair. One day I saw that he had tried to dye it blonde, but it went bright yellow.
Now, every time I see him out the front of his house I just want to scream out my front door "Hey Pineapple Head!"...because truly, he does look like a giant pineapple. It doesn't help matters that he also looks like a giant dickhead. LOL